About EatCrayons

Reliable.
Talented.
Insightful.

We partner with businesses to help them grow by providing the strategy, technology, and execution that turns vision into reality.

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Matt and partner, co-founders of EatCrayons
Our Story

Meet Jess & Matt

Coloring Outside the Lines

In 2020, amidst the chaos of a global pandemic, Jess and I founded EatCrayons, driven by our vision for more impactful and satisfying work. Despite starting with significant hurdles, including minimal funds and no initial offerings or clientele, our entrepreneurial spirit never wavered. Okay fine, maybe it did slightly but we recovered.

What does this mean for you? Our adventure led to a profound discovery: we can deliver exceptional value where larger agencies repeatedly fall short. This isn't just a success story, it's a promise to you. EatCrayons has evolved into a dynamic, efficient powerhouse, uniquely positioned to spur revenue growth and secure new opportunities for your business.

Choosing EatCrayons means partnering with a team that's not only overcome our own set of challenges but is also deeply committed to ensuring your company doesn't just survive but thrives, cutting through the empty promises to deliver tangible results.

Matt's signature Matthew Faria President & Cofounder

Why "EatCrayons"?

Because safe names are for safe companies.

The name is intentional. It represents creativity and innovation, deviance from social norms, and a willingness to be different.

01

Think Differently

The playbook everyone else is running is the one that stopped working six months ago. We bring ideas from outside your industry, test aggressively, and build strategies your competitors have not seen yet.

02

Make a Mess

Growth does not come from perfection. It comes from moving fast, learning faster, and being willing to try things that might not work. We would rather run ten experiments and find one winner than spend three months polishing a plan that never ships.

03

Stay Hungry

Technology, tools, and tactics are evolving faster than ever. We stay on the bleeding edge of AI, automation, and growth infrastructure so our clients never fall behind. What worked last quarter is already being replaced.

04

Have Fun

Life is too short to dread your Monday meetings. We build partnerships, not vendor relationships. When the work is enjoyable, the output is better, the team moves faster, and the results follow.

Our Values

What we optimize for.

01

Radical Honesty

We will tell you what is working, what is not, and what you do not want to hear. The fastest path to growth starts with the truth.

02

Ownership Over Excuses

When something breaks, we fix it. When something fails, we own it. We do not point fingers or hide behind process.

03

Speed With Intention

We move fast because your business cannot afford to wait. But speed without direction is just chaos. Every move has a reason.

04

Curiosity First

The best solutions come from asking better questions. We approach every business with genuine curiosity about what makes it work and what is holding it back.

05

Win Together

Your success is our success. We structure every engagement so that when you grow, we grow. Aligned incentives produce aligned outcomes.

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